Known Suspects

Dorian Green - Primary contributor of content, aficionado of desserts, supposed ties with the 7 Jew bankers controlling the world's money supply from the center of the Earth

Description: Mid-20's male

Also known as: Denali General, Adam, A-List, The Cap'n, The Ripster

Will Jones - Primary vocalist, website guru, dinnertime champion and nurturer of small to medium-sized animals

Description: Like a big teddy bear

Also known as: Papa Bear

Ben Scott - A Symmetry bassist, political diplomat, knower of unspeakable things

Tyler Ritter - A Symmetry drummer, all-around badass, one of the conductors of the Moon Taxi