For no reason other than clarification and public information, I am designating appropriate meal hours and their corresponding social implications:

5:00 am - 10:30 am Breakfast for the working class and elderly
8:30 am - 11:00 am Brunch for young and middle-aged white people, primarily weekends
11:00 am - 1:30 pm Lunch for the working class
12:30 pm - 3:30 pm The first meal of the day, "lunch", for the extremely busy and college students/musicians/drug users, snacking for American fatties
4:00 pm - 5:59 pm Dinner for the elderly, socially avoidant, lunch for unemployed alcoholics/severe drug users
6:00 pm - 7:00 pm Dinner for the plebians
7:00 pm - 8:00 pm Dinner for the productive
8:00 pm - 10:30 pm Dinner for the cultured, young and beautiful
10:30 pm - 1:00 am Dinner for the extremely productive, heavy drug users, late night fattie snacking
12:00 am - 5:00 am Meal to heal the body from whatever was just done to it, late-night loneliness consolation food binging